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Patrick in the New York Times.
The New York Times recently published Patrick’s essay about being a stay-at-home-dad/domestic gigolo. Read it here. Here’s the beginning: A romantic Valentine’s is close. Like, broom-closet close. All you need for a sexy good time is a bucket of cleaning supplies … Continue reading →
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Clown Sex
Today’s Drinking Story: Here we see Jonathan Selwood wake up from a one-night stand in the middle of a three ring circus. I jolt awake to find myself brutally hungover and completely surrounded by clowns. Clown wallpaper, a clown headboard, … Continue reading →
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Tagged acrobats, bacon, clowns, Finnish, Jonathan Selwood, one night stand, pigeon, Rottweiler, sex
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