Patrick’s highly anticipated collection of magazine articles, essays and emails has been released: Everything Was Great Until it Sucked.
The book’s first line kind of says it all:
I’ve never known an American economy that didn’t smell like Red Lobster’s dumpster…
Folks are raving:
“[Wensink] is our Terry Southern and Paul Krassner and possibly one day even our own Jonathan Swift…”
– SCOTT MCCLANAHAN, author of The Collected Works of Scott McClanahan Vol. I
Broken Piano for President 
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